Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Fine, just delete me off Facebook you spineless immature bastard. I hope you walk into a wall and scratch that pretty face of yours. Kskfisjdjsksndjajflgxkflxgahdkc

Over.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Waiting room saga

This Christmas I woke up with the flu. The following day my parents left for a week and I am still as disgusting as I was 3 days ago and I want my mum. Not only can I not breathe through my nose, I keep coughing up parts of my lung and I am stuck in a waiting room of a walk in doctors clinic with 12 other people and that's not including the 8 children. thanks very much to my gp and all other private doctors in my area for being on holidays! What takes doctors so long anyway? I have this image of us all getting one persons illness and its actually the zombie virus and we all kill and eat each other, that or the crazy guy in the corner will shoot us all either way I think I'll die here before I'm seen. I wouldn't be here if my stupid work didn't need a medical certificate for everyday that someone was away, which I think is the dumbest rule most places it if you've been away more than a day then go get one but no my company has to have a great big stick up its ass and make my life a living hell. Less than a month till I'm out of that place and I'll be in new York. Fuck I can't wait. Maybe I'll pretend to faint or vomit and force a blood nose to get seen quicker! Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Monday, December 26, 2011

I wish I could storm the net a porter site for a bargain today, but I'm so broke I could cry. I am also so sick I can't even see straight god damn. Below is a pic of the Thomas sabo and sue sensi bracelet and charm my sister got me for christmas so spoiled!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

The merriest Christmas to you. This year has been a big one and I have been absent from here for most of it but I'm back now so suck it. Working full time and being a professional lazy shit means this year has been very productive. I again, have spent way too much money on pointless crap just cos I can, I haven't worked to have a body like miranda kerrs, I haven't applied to go back to school and I'm not going to Europe. I have however worked my ass off at my job, found someone pretty spectacular, booked a trip to new York, have a pretty saving account and had the best time doing it, no regrets at all. Next year will be another big career chasing one maybe I will go to school or maybe I'll stay in new York I still don't know but i do know I can't wait!

Hope you all have a very safe and happy break with your families or loves ones

See you on the other side xox

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

I made soup today.


broccoli, tomatoes, chickpeas, corn, cauliflower, zucchini, chili. The healthiest soup you will ever eat. Organic, gluten and dairy free. GET IN ME.
Today i woke up at 6:45am thinking i had to go to work and then remembered I'm on holidays. It was not only bliss but one of the best feelings I have had in a while. To top it off my new black dress from Princess Polly arrived and looks like a dream.
Now, and I hope that this makes you really jealous, I'm sitting on my bed with the sun shinning on me watching Greys Anatomy reading about spring fashion week.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011



Last night I met the ladies for strawberry cider and pizza and realized, after an hour of bitching and chain smoking, I can not be fucked going to effing work tomorrow. But I went to sleep and woke up at 6:45, as I do every other day, and got dressed. Then came along a blessing in disguise. A horrific blood nose made me look like a gun shot patient but this was my way out of spending another day stuck in an office wanting to put my head through my computer screen. Of course, I had to get a medical certificate to say I was legitimatley 'unfit' to be at work today, but when I came home from the doctor it was only 9:30am so I made some eggs and got a blankie and sat on my couch. Next thing I know I had fallen asleep and it 12pm.

It is so warm an sunny outside, it is what should be a perfect spring day. Its the dead of winter. Today was made for me to be at home on my balcony updating my blog, getting my fresh air, eating a lemonade icy pole and wearing my hair in the perfect fishtail braid. Today is just good.